Archive

Below is a list of all published strips in chronological order.

2011

Jun 6We Had A Good Run
May 23On Hold
May 20Zombie Alenia
May 18facetats
May 16Douchinaire
May 13UBL: Pakistan, I’m Looking In Your General Direction
May 11UBL: A Matter Of Timing
May 9UBL: Stay On Target
May 6Franzia Fridge
May 4Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou?
May 2Sallie Mae’s Pimp
Apr 29TO MODERATION!
Apr 27The Drinker
Apr 25Le Aube Rouge Haugh Haugh Haugh
Apr 22You May Fire When Ready
Apr 20What Are You Smoking?
Apr 18False Advertising
Apr 15Let’s Tax This Little Guy
Apr 13Tea Partyin’ Hard
Apr 11Bay of Pigs 2
Apr 8The Four Seasons of Drinking
Apr 6STS-135 Then Bust
Apr 4FaceMash 2.0
Apr 1The Real Finish Line
Mar 30GIMME PAW!
Mar 28Keeping It Klassy
Mar 25X_CD
Mar 23Isn’t This Usually Criminal?
Mar 21Fat Guy In Little Chains
Mar 18Out of Office Assistance In Getting Fired
Mar 16Charlie Sheen’s Day Off
Mar 14And Now For Something Completely Different
Mar 11Big Juicy Mensa Brains
Mar 9Chinese Express
Mar 7Money Pit Sweet Money Pit
Mar 4Brain Implants
Mar 2Cars 2: The Search For More Money
Feb 28The xkcd Law
Feb 25No, I’m Not Serious
Feb 23KEY ME
Feb 21Look Out Susie Derkins
Feb 18Terry Rossio I Ain’t
Feb 16I Hope I Don’t Get Hacked For This
Feb 14Not That Strong
Feb 11Happiness Is A Warm Mac
Feb 9Gollum Loves The iPhone
Feb 7Your Co-Workers Will Understand
Feb 4I’d Drink To That?
Feb 2Wii Skii Icee
Jan 31Seven Years Of College Down The Drain
Jan 28Tunnel Vision
Jan 26Creepy Google
Jan 24I’ll Be Back…For Double Jeopardy
Jan 21Holding Pattern Over The Shark
Jan 19Mock Me Now, Duck Hunt Dog!
Jan 17Funemployed Is A Misnomer
Jan 14Garfield Minus Garfield The Movie
Jan 12Calvin & Hobbes & Zombies
Jan 10Drop Me A Line If You’re So Inclined
Jan 7Jimmy Fails
Jan 5Mentos + Diet Coke = Scanners Head Explosion
Jan 3A Toast To Calvin

2010

Dec 31Happy New Years 2011
Dec 29Dancing With The Flickering Stars
Dec 27Norman Rock-not-so-Well
Dec 24Happy Christmas
Dec 22Runnin’ on Empty
Dec 20Cutter John Is My Hero
Dec 17New York City Romance
Dec 15Pretty Woman 2010
Dec 13Happy Holidays (Jedi Included)
Dec 10Paaaaperback Reader
Dec 8The Slimer In All Of Us
Dec 6WikiLeakage
Dec 3Where’s The Sham Wow Guy When I Need Him
Dec 1Seaurat Really, Really Likes Dots
Nov 29My Car Has A First Name
Nov 26Ironic Friday
Nov 24Neo American Gothic
Nov 22Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nov 19The Antisocial Network
Nov 17Amiga Means Friend
Nov 15The Pretentionist
Nov 12That’s A Lot Of Prompting
Nov 10Who You Gonna Call For A Third Time?
Nov 8The Power To Destroy A Pumpkin
Nov 5I Hope Calvin Isn’t Driving
Nov 3What’s Klingon For Overdrawn?
Nov 1(Cappuccino) Foam Dome
Oct 29Don’t Text And Drive
Oct 27The Podfather
Oct 25The Dirt Is On The Inside
Oct 22Oregon Fail
Oct 20Incredibly Dull Incredibles
Oct 18Hail To The Blueskins
Oct 15Fatal Financial Attraction
Oct 13TS, hey, I Can See Through Your Clothes
Oct 11Start Your Week Off Right
Oct 8Better Than A Cattle Prod
Oct 6The Wireless Netork
Oct 4Potato Skins
Oct 1That’s Good Calvinball
Sep 29The Downside Of Giant Pet Ownership
Sep 27A Diamond In The Roughage
Sep 24Scissorhands Are Inconvenient
Sep 22The Neverending Recession
Sep 20Fantastic Football
Sep 17Grand Theft Auto: Mexico
Sep 15Slave Jabba
Sep 13Calvin & Opus
Sep 10Wikilies
Sep 8Captain James T. Smoove
Sep 6Greatest Guinness Pour Ever
Sep 3Won’t Slow Teenwolf Down
Sep 1Mysterious Mystery Science Theater 3000
Aug 30The Voices Hear Voices
Aug 27Lando, You Old Smoothie
Aug 25TSA Is A-Okay!
Aug 23When Cameron Was In Egypt Land
Aug 20Ahhhhhmadinejad
Aug 18Debtors’ Crib
Aug 16Ferris Gets Fired
Aug 13Oh, Canada That’s Not Cool
Aug 11World (Sippy) Cup
Aug 9Man Versus Food Versus Man
Aug 6Bored Books
Aug 4Windows 7 Deadly Sins
Aug 2George and John and Yoko (Does Not Make 3)
Jul 30Are You Feeling Lucky, Earth?
Jul 28Google Googol
Jul 26Cars 2: Buy More Cars
Jul 23Death Star Not To Scale
Jul 21Hobbes, We Hardly Knew Ye
Jul 19And Then Steve’s iPhone 4 Drops A Call
Jul 16Coming Or Going It Must Be Boeing
Jul 14The Success Whale
Jul 12It’s Hell Being Mel
Jul 9Obamair
Jul 7You Can Call Me Al, er, Nina
Jul 5Airplane! On An Airplane!
Jul 2Apocalypse Later
Jun 30Trilogee
Jun 28The Boston Yankees
Jun 25iPod Touch Power Up
Jun 23I Am So Smart. I Am So Smart. S-M-R-T. I Mean S-M-A-R-T.
Jun 21Mr. Tea Party
Jun 18Focusgroupbook
Jun 16Say Anything… 2010
Jun 14Joran van der Sloot: The Frying Dutchman
Jun 11James Cameron: Super Genius
Jun 9Grinding Nemo
Jun 7Pimp My (Popemobile) Ride
Jun 4Shameless Pandering
Jun 2Greatest Yarmulke Ever
May 31The British Are Spilling! The British Are Spilling!
May 28The Extinction of Microsoft
May 26Bart McClure
May 24Pac-Men Better Hide
May 21Noise Canceling Headphones Lie
May 19Recessions are a bummer.
May 17Facebook Wall That Never Happened
May 14China’s Gymnasts Are Toddlers
May 12Mega Maid Attacks
May 10Marty McFly On The Flipside
May 72001: An Apple Parody
May 5Comedy Central = Cowardly Sensors
May 3Deep Horizon Starring Leonardo DiCaprio
Apr 30Hooters Goes Legit
Apr 28I’ll Tell You Where The Customers’ Yachts Are
Apr 26Go, Cubs, Go
Apr 23Butler’s Dream Deferred
Apr 21Gray Powell Can Drink With Me Anytime
Apr 15Axe’s Effect Is Bad
Apr 8This Would Make The Marriage Ref Spicy
Apr 1van Gogh’s iPod
Jan 1Where To Start

2009